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Pet Immune Motion Sensors

Pet Immune Motion Sensors

To get back at Guard Tronic for taking their jobs, many guard dogs have resorted to attempting to generate false dispatches by tripping our clients’ motion detectors.  But once again, technology wins! Guard Tronic uses a technologically advanced motion sensor that...

National Puppy Day

We couldn’t let National Puppy Day go by without apologizing to all the guard dogs for taking their jobs. In our defense, alarm systems are: Less expensive to purchase Require no dog food or daily maintenance Leave no “presents” in the house or back yard Won’t lick an...
Bracket

Bracket

What qualities do you look for when completing your bracket? Speed? Recent past performance? Dynasty or history? Ability to overcome tough obstacles? Being the hometown favorite? We think these same qualities, along with a few others like security and trustworthiness,...
Ring Problems

Ring Problems

Ring customers beware! Ring may be having more problems with unauthorized access to their customers’ data. In the article linked below, ALPHV has claimed to breach Ring Security and is threatening to release customer information....

Stop the Cancellation

Cancellation of monitored alarm systems is down! Customers are less likely to cancel a service they feel has value.   You may be content to pay $125.00 / month for a smartphone contract and be unhappy paying $25.00 for alarm system monitoring.   Why?  You are using...
James Page

James Page

Frequent callers to Guard Tronic may have noticed that they haven’t spoken to James in a while.   He has been busy taking care of himself. He did find time to stop by today and cheer up his co-workers, and whip some of them back into shape. We very much look forward...